Someone posted the photo below of Kelly, Karoline, Kristi (hmm, KKK), and Bondi with the question, “What would their band name be?” There were hundreds of responses but to save you time, here were the 20 best ones:
The Klanberries
The Killmore Girls
The Soulless Sisters
The Electric Gaslight Orchestra
For-Don Blondes
Flock of Seig Heils
The Witches of East Wing
The Four Treasons
SpICE Girls
The Redactors
The Fascist Four
Crusty Gnome and the Supremacists
Captain Tantastic and the Brown Nose Cowgirls
The Spite Girls
Hard Hearted Harlots
Fears for Years
Destiny’s Child Traffickers
Not Hot Chili Preppers
Malice Cooper
Collagenesis
Apparently their first album will be titled “Never Mind the Botox, We Are the Sexless Pistols.” And in concert they only play coverups.
And just for fun, did you know that our DHS Secretary’s full name is Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem.
